THE ONLY BIRD THAT DARES TO ATTACK AN EAGLE IS A CROW, BUT THE EAGLE NEVER FIGHTS BACK. HERE IS WHY: 1. The crow is the only bird bold enough to sit on the eagle's back and peck at its neck. Relentless. Annoying. But the eagle... stays calm. 2. The eagle doesn't flap. Doesn't

This is phenomenal. It’s like a chocolate covered pecan log and I’m not sharing

To all the introverts out there: Do you ever start replying and then delete your reply because “nobody wants to hear what I have to say”? I’ll understand if you don’t reply. As funny as that sounds, considering the question, I’m actually serious…lol Guess I’ll shut up now

I will soon be starting a go fund me account so I can afford these tickets. Thank you for your attention in this matter.

Happy Dirxst Day #RushFamily 💖

I used to fly with Captain Richard Wartenberg when I was in the Air Force. Wart loved Porches and was also a race care driving instructor. He was a really good guy.

Veterans Day traditions... If you didn't served it's appropriate thank a veteran today... If you did serve, relentlessly mock those in other branches… If someone who didn't serve tries to join in… everyone gangs up on them. I don’t make the rules.

Looking back on it now, it was a pretty gangster move to be out fishing alone on the pier at age 4 with the bologna sandwich he probably prepared and packed his goddamn self that morning.

“Did you guys shoot that whisky ad with Sammy Davis Jr. yet?” “Yeah.” “How did it go?” “It was the weirdest fucking day of my entire life.”

How do I become one of the Pop-Tart mascots for the Pop-Tart Bowl?

#RushFamily

Allow me to play you the song of my people.

It never makes any sense

I hope all you winter loving freaks are happy…dorks

Must Watch! Budweiser just released its new Super Bowl LX commercial! It's amazing and patriotic! 🇺🇸 It's gonna drive the America hating left batshit crazy!

What the hell did the Cincinnati Reds do to Montana?

😚pitchers and catchers report next week