If Manchester United are bringing the baraat then Sesko might want to cancel this nikkah while he still can we haven't even hired our rentals yet 😂

The entire population of Newcastle Upon Tyne are coming out of this transfer window with major trust issues man this is unbelievable.

If we sign Sesko, I'm happy because we've signed a top prospect with something of a track record to back up. But mainly, I'm happy for my brother Harps he finally got his man! #MUFC #Sesko

We have 1 striker( who doesn't want to be here ) , no midfield cover bar Lewis miley , x2 33 year old centre backs and botman with a questionable injury record, going into a potential 60 game season . It's frightening this like , hierarchy need to wake up and sort this mess out

For a big club, #MUFC fans seem strangely fixated with #NUFC. #tourists

Who mentioned Qatar? The 1958 have decided on a protest against Jim and his cronies because they're clearly incompetent and haven't got a clue what they're doing which is basically what the Nice fan base told us prior to them taking their stake in the club.

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Jesus it's true 🤯 fair fuckin play indykaila News 🫡

The boys held it down! And this puts to bed anyone who questions our motives, its always been 100% #GlazersOut #FullSaleOnly #IneosOut #MUFC

.KFC you need to pay Indy for all the free advertisement you get!

In your honour, Indy! 🙌 KFC #mufc #GlazersIneosOut

Cephas The new excuse will be; Give Sesko time to settle Give Amorim time to learn his tactics Give Mbeumo time to settle Give Cunha time to settle Give the players time to be familiar with the new training ground 😁😂😂

Can't wait to go visit Masjid Al Asda

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Dark Saint Few shiny new toys and the protests stop, no wonder the owners get away with this shit.

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