In other news, anyone seeking a friend for the full collapse of an empire?

I get nostalgic for the weirdest things like that time the van broke down in Tennessee and we had to pack 11 people into a Ford Escape from Murfreesboro to CoMo.

Hey robkaltenbach came back.

Do not eat the fuzzy banana

The birds pay no mind to us, just watch. And we do the same.

So, I have a novella coming out in a few days, the first of two while I wrap up the editing of the novel itself.

So, it’s real a.co/d/etiRoDE

If anyone wants a free version and will leave a review on the Amazon listing, I’ll send it over.

“They seat me at a two-top by the window—because comedy, apparently—and directly across from me at the next table is an older couple who look like they own a vineyard and haven't laughed at the same thing since Reagan.”

But is front row lady good or?

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don’t care what humans think is impossible.

Consonants and vowels misplaced

Solstice

Smiled all nice, but like a Manson song

I used to post everything here first then twitter died but new album coming in 2026, here’s a rough preview of the song Dead Friends.

Should probably be working on the album, but eh.

Oddly a week ago is still haunting me. I may have stepped across a threshold that I forgot was there.

Still haven’t shaken it