Every time I turn on Indycar I’m reminded that there’s a man named Sting Ray who drives race cars and that brings me so much joy lmao

Pizza time is the right time Jay Lopez

It’s not just a boulder it’s

Good day, hell of a night, brutal morning

Drivers seem to have forgotten the difference between moving someone and junking them. As much as everyone likes to 💩 on the madhouse this was textbook

For more information on yesterday’s DQ

The people yearn for classic stock car racing

Gibbs was the clear winner of the mid 2010’s pit gun war. These things were monsters

It drives me insane when the broadcasters say that teams need to take less fuel (aka shorter stop) if they pit later If you start a run 5 laps short on fuel you need to take on 5 laps of fuel whether you pit with 30 laps to go or 10 Like ffs that is not hard to understand

The only thing more frustrating to watch than a next gen short track race is a next gen superspeedway race

I don’t think most fans realize that pre race inspection is 6 hours for 38 vehicles and post race is 3 hours for 3 vehicles

When Alanis King calls you mid car review

But is it really original if it took 1,009 tries tho

The concept of overselling a flight is wild like I gave you so much money what do you mean there’s not a seat available

$9 tickets $60 parking lmao let’s go Rangers

I try not to elevate the nostalgia merchants too much but damn this 💩 was cool

I have found my people

The replica trophy for this race costs about the same as a Martinsville clock so you get a plastic 2D version (see above TV)

One question I have about the Amazon Prime portion of the season is how many bars/restaurants will be able to show the races? I’ve asked at all of my Sunday Funday spots and they responded with something along the lines of “uhhhh what?”

You won’t see me for a month when this finally drops