New life hack unlocked 🔓

like…

ANOK YAI.

me judging all the #MetGala  looks tonight

I need a dodgers michelada asapppp

I need an espresso martini, Caesar salad, truffle fries, and a forehead kiss with $10k and some peonies on the side. Nothing too crazy.

my first favorite hobby is yapping, second is being extremely quiet and not talking at all

Ya smell that ?? Smells like margarita pitchers outside

I went too hard last week I’m officially retiring 💀

One week ago today I was drunk at Coachella 🥲

🤍

Whatever the fuck I want

Please don’t fight my friends around me. I promise ima jump in😅😂 Pinky promiseeeee

SLUTS
(sexy ladies under tremendous stress)

Sister 4L💖 ❀ adelo ❀

At our big age, everything boils down to a very simple concept: how would I feel if this were me/done to me? That would quite litchrally solve everything. Why? Because empathy is the solution

Coachella weekend ✌️

you can’t scare me i’m a firstborn daughter

I hate how bad I love naps. Like bitch, I love me a nap.