oh word?

I bring a sort of “why do we do it this way” vibe to the work place that most don’t like

guy talking about SNL in a documentary: it was fucking crazy. we were wild. we were pushing comedy into new territory and crashing it through boundaries and coming out the other side a burning smoking wreck clip from SNL: i'm baby shark 😂

AI makes me feel like reality has cancer

THC tolerance gap relationship

several times lately I'll think "wow the twitter algorithm is actually pretty good today" and then realize I'm in "following" mode

nostalgia is poisonous (except for mine)

you know like a certain album will be associated with an ex? I have that for certain HEBs

there is literally no point in making things that you think executives or the algorithm is asking for and i find that very freeing :-)

can I enter witness protection? I didn't see anything I'm just burned out

hello to everyone I blocked now reading this! continue to go fuck yourselves I guess?

shout out to Jiffy Lube for never yelling at me re: how overdue I am for an oil change

needless to say roast culture has pretty much ruined comedy but it has damaged normie culture downstream to the point where people think that unironically insulting someone is making a great joke

absurd how much HEB getting tap to pay has improved my quality of life

small key to modern happiness is avoiding "for you" pages on all platforms

@ZombiePanther2 Westin, Breakfast Anarchist Turns out you should campaign to the people who want to vote for you instead of a nonexistent legion of people who simultaneously respect the cheneys and are willing to not vote Republican

so Santa just had NO PLAN for a "foggy Christmas eve" until Rudolph?

just got sad imagining people hanging out in the metaverse on christmas

YOU CAN SCHEDULE SEND INSTAGRAM MESSAGES NOW? oh shitttt guess who's about to get WAY better at booking his god damn weekly comedy show ahead of time