I literally eat 50% less when I’m working…😂

I guess checkers and smiley faces are the theme for classrooms this year…🙄

Good morning ☀️… y’all have a good one..💁🏽‍♀️

Watching The Hunting Wives and I’m confused….

I just really love how Adam Sandler has all his ppl in his movies…

I really don’t wanna do anything for my birthday…

Can you imagine getting all the way through college using chatgtp to pass and then that’s your surgeon…😂

The director of my department emailed me saying sorry he didn’t get around to saying hi to me at the meeting. That’s a good sign right…😅

Men…it’s your turn…🤷🏽‍♀️

Biscoff, fudge stripes, nilla wafers

All the men in Vegas on the Tea app are described as “wanna be pimp”….😂

Orange and green

This thunder is going to town…

Good morning….. y’all have a good one…💁🏽‍♀️

Could you imagine having to prove you’re a woman… like I would’ve walked around with a fake dick cause who the fuck are yall…

My goal was to read 25 books this year and so far I’ve only read 13… if only I could just stop falling asleep while reading 😂

I think asking someone if they were in the same classroom all day in high school is an appropriate first date question…🤷🏽‍♀️

Tuna in potato salad is diabolical….

Why your nephews and nieces be asking you to do the most… like they wouldn’t even think of asking their parents half that shit….😂

I be looking like I have raccoon eyes or dark under eyes but they are freckles…😩