Do you think wet dogs are like, “Ugh, that smells like dry human”?

French Montana implies the existence of Dutch Montana.

At the fast food restaurant that sounds like it’s named after a porn, and I ordered the porn special.

*Busting into a Harvard therapist’s office mid-session* *Extremely Boston accent voice*: “Yo! Is this where Mork hugged Jason Bourne?”

guy who has only been to ikea, walking into his second furniture store: can’t wait to eat the meatballs here

NAACP to Democratic senators: "Let's be honest, every voter suppression bill passed in the 19 states across the country has been passed by Republicans alone. If one party can dismantle our democracy on its own, the other party should muster the courage to safeguard it."

Just to be clear: if I have degrees and am struggling with student debt I should’ve not wasted money on college and gotten a real job, but if I have a blue collar job and am struggling with low wages I should’ve gone to college and gotten a real job.

*Beastie Boys voice*

This take is utter garbage. Complete trash. Total rubbish.

17 years old is apparently not old enough to make life-affirming identity decisions, but also somehow old enough to make life-destroying financial decisions.

i have thought about this hacker news comment nearly every day since november ninth twenty seventeen

I just took the Mental Age test. I have a mental age of 40! Check yours now! arealme.com/mental/en/1965… #MentalAgeTest

😂🥵

Isn’t this the piano guy that’s married to Chrinsey Teignen?

🧵 One of the things that genuinely pisses me off regularly is the absolute non-coverage of the fact that everything the Biden administration has had to deal with for 4 years are specific, unambiguous examples of Donald Trump's intentional sabotage of this country. 1/

“It was a shitpost.” This is very insightful analysis.

I am tied between evil and good, 26.7% lawful, making me true neutral: idrlabs.com/moral-alignmen… via IDRlabs

Nobody wants a damn cheeseburger at 10:30 in the morning.