Hey, it's 1985 and I have an idea for a movie! In 2020, a virus hits the world and by 2025 nearly half a billion of the survivors have brain damage so severe that they don't even remember to protect themselves against further infections. They start using robots to think for them.

Cool. I don’t care. Buy yourself something nice. My treat, baby.

I find it funny when ppl say Canada’s health care system is actually worse because ER wait times are long and it takes months to see a specialist. As if ER wait times here are not also 8+ hours and I haven’t been waiting 8 months to see a thyroid specialist.

Friends ❤️ #JurassicWorldRebirth

Watching the behavior of religious people.

being poor and learning how to cook sucks because there's no room for me to make mistakes. if it doesn't taste good then my money is wasted snd i can't afford to buy anything else

"I am an unfortunate and deserted creature. I look around and have no relation or friend upon earth." - Mary Shelley 🦖 #JurassicWorldRebirth

Conservatives when their tax dollars go to children's smiles instead of the Israeli Rapist Squad

MILLYYYYYYYY

Imagine cheering at the idea of human beings being eaten by alligators and somehow still expecting us to believe you are “pro life,” let alone a follower of Jesus.

It will always baffle me how easily people will believe that the poor, the sick, the marginalized, and the immigrant are the cause for all their problems, rather than the people in the most powerful positions in their country who refuse to fix problems and exploit them instead.

I understand not getting accepted for more professional jobs with high bars of entry But do you know how soul crushing it is to apply to every local fast food restaurant, think the interview went well, and still get this

He literally came to earth from space.

That Canadian who died in ICE custody last month was an epileptic who was denied his medication. These masked kidnappers are basically murderers, and this girl's life is in danger, untreated epilepsy can easily lead to death.

100-YEAR RAIN EVENT occurred in Chicago, Illinois, tonight, where over 6" of rain fell in 3 hours. This means, based on historical climate data, this event only had a 1% chance of occurring in any given year.

crying in the club ive been spino's number one since 2001 that is me

You elected a child rapist. Twice.

getting your parents to realize just how bad the job market is right now is the most infuriating thing ever

My wife took our daughter to the dentist. For everything they want to do, they want $5000. That's after insurance. This country is radicalized against the wrong things.

I have hope in my heart, I do, I do!