Being paralyzed fucking sucks, wear your damn seat belt in the car...

This is my vehicle, and what I used to look like when rolling around town at night

I find it hilarious when celebrities and self-proclaimed celebrities come talk to me using different accounts each time, asking me for money or gift cards. Then, when I tell them to prove it's them with a live video chat, I'm the one who is a fool and stupid for protecting myself

Exactly why I'm staying single now. I'm just a pawn to use until she finds someone better

Yup... FFFFUUUCCCKKKKKK!!!!!

Yup...

Fuckin sucks I'll never have a wife to do this for or vice-versa

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More things I'll never have because a relationship, marriage, and a family of my own are not meant for my life