The ghost of Dick Cheney communicating with an American pilot about to bomb Ali Khamenei‘s home

Imagine taking a time machine back to 2001 and telling these guys that the Apprentice host will be the one to bomb Iran.

They did not bomb Iran. They waited for Iran’s entire leadership to sit down in the same room and then they bombed Iran. Months of intelligence. Thousands of hours of surveillance and signal intercepts. One variable: the moment the Supreme Leader, the President, and senior

Tonight I watched something that reminded me exactly why American air dominance is unmatched. Two American F-35 Lightning IIs flew straight into one of the most heavily defended airspaces on the planet. Fortified. Layered. Protected by Russian-designed S-400 air defense

Why is no one addressing the harmful amounts of human-shaming coming from birds? We get it! You can build entire houses with a beak and I still haven’t hemmed pants from 2024! You win!!

I agree, and asininity is a fun word to say really fast.

Episcopalian Once Again Gives Up Reading Bible For Lent buff.ly/CknPCcL

I just died. 😂😂😂

we’ve been talking about it since Christmas, guys, did you really think we were sending those ships to invade Greenland

“When a carrier goes dark, it is not hiding. It is hunting.”

I’m annoyed I didn’t think of this.

I hope Marco Rubio goes as one of his many occupations for Halloween.

Persian and Jew celebrating together in London

M Street and Wisconsin in Georgetown taken over by a large crowd of celebrating Iranians, chanting USA USA … not what I was expecting during my run today.

Long live the Iranian Christians

In 1963, Delia Derbyshire hand built the Doctor Who theme using only tape loops, oscillators, filters, and razor blades, long before techno existed.

I know that fish is currently the temp of the earth’s core but I’m going to eat it anyway.