Demeter is a spaceship. An interstellar autopilot. Battling ancient, unspeakable evils is NOT part of her programming. Good thing she's not alone. A slow burn love story between two messy super computers... in space. #MoodPitch #A #SF #LGBT

Cold the Night + HHGG🛸 Earth is destroyed, and the last human alive is the medic on a smuggling ship. Now he's determined to find a new home or die trying, but the autocratic captain and his own rebel nature bring him to worlds of trouble. #MoodPitch #A/#NA #SF #COA #MH #LGBT

A thief and a prince on a mission: destroy the evil AI at the center of their planet before it implodes. But first they’ll have to face a sentient labyrinth, alien creatures, underground cults, and their complicated feelings for each other. #MoodPitch #YA #SF #LGBT

#RevPit Editors, your potent sacrifices of time and mental energy are delicious. I mean, appreciated. #RevPitWaiting

when you're stressed out, remember to follow the 7/7/7 rule!! 7 minutes of deep breathing, followed by 7 minutes of being outdoors, followed by 7 days inside a well after which you emerge to collect your revenge

Some of you are talented at embracing the enormous silence of the universe beyond your little world. You're a great example to others, who, I assume, will never look to you for guidance.

If you give at least $20 to Adrianne I will critique your query. Are there any other agents who can do the same? Adrianne is a big (and often hilarious) light in this industry y'all!

If your writing advice amounts to "Do the thing you are currently typing your fingers bloody to do," I will mute you and ignore your name in search results.

WRITING ADVICE: If you’re scared of the blank page just puff your body up and make the page think you’re very large

If you sacrifice a Bluesky invitation to me, you may later request one (1) boon. I do not guarantee it will be granted, but: You may ask.

Is it not enough to be strange and off-putting? Clearly contribution to the community is not required, because *waves tendrils at immediate virtual surroundings*

A figment creating new figments of science fiction. Words in light are the vast majority of my thoughts, so, might as well make them interesting, yes? #PreQueerPit

BLACK MIRROR but trans🏳️‍⚧️ Trapped in an ill-conceived supercomputer dating sim by his real-world counterpart, a depressed oh-so-cis programmer doesn't want to date the girl, he just wants to be like her. It's a lot to unpack for the so-called last man on Earth. #QueerPit #SF #A

OLEANDER SWORD x NAUSICAÄ When a fungal outbreak begins taking control of people's bodies, mushroom scholar Moren must travel with the new city councilor Gwen to find a way to destroy it. But as their feelings for each other grow, so does the threat. #Queerpit #A #F #SF #DIS #R

#QueerPit #A #SF #LGBT #OWN The complex artificial intelligence that secures the world's idyllic way of life is failing, and it's up to a single engineer to find the bug before secret police arrest her.

#QueerPit #A #SF #LGBT #OWN Elys Kundakçi's to-do list: 🖥️ Fix the universe's largest "smart" city 🚔 Avoid recapture by a multi-planet fascist state ❣️ Impress her hot bodyguard

The ground's too soft to land on neatly. It's uneven. Some of it's flammable, some of it VITRIFIES, and never mind all the secret ground covered in various forms of water. This planet has redeeming value, but for parking: 1 star.

I am free of this single-letter place! Both of the other locations I can be found in are blue.

If you'd like to visit the place that requires invitations, I have one such invitation to offer.