以泪填海 （打完框就不想画 #Custodes #WarhammerArt

"Congratulations! You have just won a free, all expenses paid trip to Mt. Ararat! Please stay still while the Dread Host comes to escort you safely!"

Here is your daily reminder that Dorn canonically thought Valdor and the Custodes would never have any mortal friends. (He was right.)

A Primarch(*ahem* Horus) got stabbed by an evil sword and decided the government sucks. A Custodes(Ra Endymion) got stabbed by an evil sword, got up and continued to serve the government until the end of days. It’s clear who the winner is.

E和黑王E #EmperorOfMankind #WarhammerArt

陛下一个猫上厕所太危险了，带上这个吧 #EmperorOfMankind #Custodes #WarhammerArt

Shedding golden tears of joy right now. The meme I made has made it. They grow up so fast....

NOT MY BANANAS-

The Custodes are duty-bound to protect the Emperor in all forms.

[GREETINGS, IMPERIAL CITIZENS! This is an urgent broadcast from the Adeptus Custodes, here to interrupt your Astartes messages, voxchannels, civilian communications, etc. It goes as follows:] horus sucks. [And that will be the end of our transmission!]

Horus would have won the Siege of Terra if only he had been a smidgeon less stupider, not Horus, and been replaced instead by our glorious Captain-General Constantin Valdor, in this essay I will prove-

Our Captain-General is the best, he has more confirmed kills of Thunder Warriors than all of the Primarchs put together. (Just ignore the fact the Thunder Warriors all died before the Primarchs were even out of their petri dishes)

At 4k followers, I promise to scam Horus Lupercal, Archtraitor of the Imperium.

New canon lore just dropped:

This is canon, fr, fr. The reason why the Emperor won was because He had better hair.