WAIT, WHAT? THERE ARE DOCTORS WHO ARE ALSO ANAESTHETITS?!?!???

NOT JUST THEM. MOST EMS PROVIDERS TRACK THE LOCATION OF THEIR ON CALL STAFF FROM THEIR LIVE TWEETING OF INCIDENTS.

DISGRACEFUL. WE WOULDN’T EVEN LET A DOCTOR BOSH SOMEONE IN OUR SHOP UNTIL THEY’VE DONE AT LEAST 160 HOURS OF PHEM. WE INSIST THAT THEY SPEND AT LEAST 20H EACH ON TWITTER, TIKTOK AND PHEM REDDIT WITHIN THAT TOO. AMATEURS.

THE ONLY OTHER EXAMPLE WE CAN THINK OF IS ANAESTHETITS. AS NON-MEDICS, EVEN THEY NEED TO SPEND A FEW MONTHS INTERBATING BEFORE THEY CAN DO IT WITHOUT EM SUPERVISING.

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WE HAVE BEEN SHOCKED BY THE RECENT CONTROVERSY ABOUT ANAESTHETIC ASSISTANTS. WE THOUGHT ANAESTHETISTS WERE THE ASSISTANTS?

WE DON’T LIKE PHYSICIANS BUT WE LIKE PHYSICIAN’S ASSOCIATES

WE CARRY OURS IN OUR HANDS. WHY WOULD WE EVER PUT IT DOWN?

HOLD UP! YOU GUYS HAVE GENUINE EXAMS? 🤯

HEY WE HAVE A CLEANER IN OUR SHOP WHO DOESN’T HAVE A MEDICAL DEGREE EITHER. CAN HE BECOME A PRESCRIBER TOO?

THIS IS THE ARTIST’S IMPRESSION OF A WMAS TWEET ON A SATURDAY NIGHT.

THERE ARE TWO TYPES OF PEOPLE WHO BOSH THE NECK THOSE WHO HAVE DONE IT THOSE WHO TELL YOU THE RIGHT AND WRONG WAY TO DO IT

HAHHAHHAHAHHHHAHAHAHAHAH WE WELCOME ANAESTHETISTS AND ALL OUR OTHER AHP FRIENDS INTO OUR SHOP.

WE FEEL SEEN

THIS IS YOUR REGULAR REMINDER THAT NOT ALL HEROES WEAR CAPES. MOST OF US WEAR JUMPSUITS AND A LANYARD THAT SAYS: “PREHOSPITAL EMERGENCY PHYSICIAN’S ASSISTANT” BOSH ON.

IF YOU ARE ASKED A QUESTION AT WORK, THE ANSWER IS ALWAYS KETAMINE #toptipsfornewdocs