No one tells you running is 10% cardio and 90% negotiating with the voice begging you to quit.

this was a VERY serious face card to 7 year old me btw

Very specific times I want a boyfriend: After 8pm My friends are busy There is a cute tiktok trend i want to do I'm cold I'm at a family function On Sundays My friends are busy I'm bored There's a bug in my house

Real runners know treadmill miles and outside miles aren’t created equally #running

V accurate

He ain't even run that whole marathon so that cheater ain't finish shit

Me in Río💔

It’s insane the amount of people who think this. Also, know somebody who considers visiting friends at their house as going out :/

😂😂😂😂 real

you guys are laughing but this is my life

my mum had me at the very civilised age of 35 so i do not have to worry about that for a while. good luck to y'all tho

I have high racial and cultural self esteem, plus I can READ, so you can’t bait me into diaspora wars.

Pls unless you’re a technical BA, you have no business telling a technical architect what to do or consider, being technical adjacent doesn’t mean you understand 😭

I’m too deep in this running thing because to be woken up out of my sleep to a call asking if I’m joining the slr everyone’s lost their minds

😭😭😭😭

i can be having the busiest day ever and still find time to be chronically online

This can all be in the same hour btw.

And if the restaurant is halal

😭😭😭😭

Like significantly worse