This is the essence of British culture right here

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Why does this look like a rejected teaser for Assassin's Creed Biggleswade

At a christening out in Wiltshire, and thinking how gorgeous and picturesque it all is, until I spot the barman of the pub we're in is wearing an antivax shirt 😬

Not only is this moment historical, but the photo that Evan Vucci took is also perfect. The level of compositional mastery comes from over two decades of experience in the field and a sharpness that only comes from thousands and thousands of "reps." 1/5

Homeless

Injury Time should be 15 minutes where all fouls are legal. You can try and put a goal in, but you'll have to do it with an enraged Jordan Pickford trying to turn you inside out

BLOODBORNE REMASTER

Someone's been testing in prod again

High-Rise is such a prophetic novel that it’s almost unbelievable at times. Ballard doesn’t just predict social media here, he doesn’t just predict Instagram, he predicts Instagram Stories, and he does so with such insane precision that he specifically mentions the FILTERS. 1972!

'Man, how come I stopped playing BG3?' *loads last save* *House of Grief* '...ah.'

Absolutely losing it at the idea of Hello Kitty being from, like, Lewisham

Thread of cool maps you've (probably) never seen before 🧵 1. All roads lead to Rome

'The juice ain't worth the squeeze': What do brands lose by not having X on their plan? *NEW* 🎙 The Campaign Podcast buff.ly/3B4fv5p

Sorry, I've seen a lot of people supposedly dunking on the 'mistake' here, but we do all know that Camilla is in actual fact the queen, right? Like, that's kind of how monarchic marriages work?

Internet friends! If there's anyone here who's not migrated over to the blue place, I'm looking for recommendations for wedding bands and photographers in London and the south-east. If that's you, or someone you know, holla at ya boy!