The camera on that pole will send you a ticket costing more than what some people earn in a day if you go 36mph even when there are literally zero other people on this street. But if you cut in front of vans with bags and YOUR own KID draped on your scooter, nothing happens. 🤬

Even when they have everything they need to do the things they say they want to do, they still push to ban cars from the area. They will never stop. 👹

Just for context, please recognize that max four cyclists per hour use the trail system in the ten locations not mentioned here. In other words, in a 🚴‍♂️ recreation paradise with over 100mi of trails, you’d be lucky to see one bike or scooter every 15 minutes. #HappyEaster🪺

The transit lovers refuse to give up on a high-speed train idea that’s been kicking around for 30 years even though it would cost over $10 BILLION, would destroy green space, ruin residents’ quality of life, and has a limited customer base. 🚄👹 So, yeah, urbanists are the worst.

What kind of nonprofit would approve hitting send on this? #ClusterB 👹

Even when their cronies drill concrete land mines into the road, zealots still find a way to complain. Cherry on top? Blames a car for an accident that likely wouldn’t have happened if her view wasn’t obstructed by her cargo bike’s wonky wheelbarrow full of kids. #Safety101

Hook on a wall installed for them? Yep. They whine about that, too! 🚳

Ah, yes, nothing justifies forcing millions to pay a king’s ransom for the privilege of driving to work like a pompous media elitist dusting off his bike every four months! 🤬

School bus cameras are the next frontier of pricing people out of the ability to drive. A $225+ ticket that NOT ONE person in Florida has successfully challenged? Of course we want kids to be safe. But to charge a week’s rent is highway robbery. #TellUsAgainItsNotAboutThe💵

** A MESSAGE FOR THE YOUTH ** Never mix rabid environmentalism with the unmistakable victimhood of bike activism. *************************************** {I don’t care what anyone says… there will never be a better example of brain rot than this email blast.}🤕

Nothing is safe from these insatiable zombies. Now they want to kill parking specifically designed to meet their goals of limiting cars in cities & increasing mass transit use. Meanwhile, they have no qualms about driving to boozy celebrations for add’l parking restrictions. 🧟‍♂️

Wait, wait, wait… You’re telling me that this 🦞roll restaurant failed? For context, they still have 11 other area locations. I wonder why they chose to shutter this one in the heart of Georgetown. Could it have anything to do with the big ugly bike rack fort in front of it???

As if the unnatural push for multimodal wasn’t stupid & corrupt enough, just know that these VC firms (that are never profitable cuz their premise is flawed) will sue your city when they’re finally asked to leave. #GTFOH🛴

After six years of this and a transfer back to Brazil, it’s time for a break! #MyXAnniversary 🇧🇷

Well, who do we have here? It’s Josh R! This founder of a DC bike advocacy org has spent years trying to take lanes away from cars… But when HE desires a crêpe, does he ride his bicycle there? Nope. He hops in his Nissan and drives over. #FunnyHowThatWorks

This is one of the most blatant propaganda pieces I’ve ever read. To cast the people who pushed closing SF’s Great Highway as moderates is in itself ridiculous. Calling Scott Weiner any type of moderate is dishonest on its face. Is POLITICO now a progressive PAC? #TheMediaLies