Most women want men to go down on them but wouldn't even lick their own finger after they finger themselves or passionately kiss their partner after muffing, hypocrite much?🙃

When it's storming outside and your neighbours are having such a jol you can hardly hear your own tv #troopers #windowwatcher #noinvite

Forcing myself to stay awake for the Italy game!

Sterling is so sick! #EnglandvsItaly

STURRIDGE!!!

Guess that they couldn't stick to the books forever #GameOfThronesfinale.

@tashy_amien where's all this hate coming from.

For you @tashy_amien..never would be too soon.

Cheers Pepe! You right cunt!

More diving than soccer atm.

New Zealand mustn't get world cups & nice things if they're so poor at filling up stadiums.

Well done Handre Pollard #babyboks

Nothing makes studying that much more bearable than some good ol' RHCP playing in the background.

Literally only realised that there's always been a pineapple on top of the Wimbledon trophy after the commentators pointed it out.

@samirdaniels thanks bugga :)

What is this music? This ceremony is nuts. It's like the end of Star Wars.

Only thing sweeter than these treats are the mates who dropped them off, Shot Maxine Steyn Daniel

Shot Sphu , will do champ ! x.com/Sphu_/status/6…