The entire field is a puddle. This is the disaster we needed

No owners in sports deserve to have their one moment in the spotlight rained out like the Castellini family. Like a drug to me

The Reds are just unwatchable. Ground ball after ground ball. Trying to win every game 2-1 is both dumb and boring. Just get swept in Chicago so we can wrap this whole reds fandom up forever

Empty Calories Elly with a great at-bat. Superstar!!!!!!

Today I learned there’s a second Jason Lee. Thought Earl finally finished the list for a second

Stats nerds are cool and all but the answer comes from your eyes. Pitchers figured out you can throw the ball anywhere and he’ll get himself out. A foot off the plate? Swing and a miss. 10 feet high? Swing and a miss. CES has no idea how to bat. He just guesses and swings

The Reds offense has become “hit the ball straight down in the dirt and hope it finds a hole and is misplayed by the OFer”. The hitting coaches should be sent to Gitmo

We really need to have a talk about Sadak. The Reds need a real TV play by play guy. Woof

The Reds remain the dumbest team in the league. Every game there are seven dumb plays at minimum

I think I like this Littell guy. Welcome to pretending to be in a pennant race, my guy. You have to throw a shutout to win a game now. Enjoy

An actual home run in a key at bat? By the Reds? I don’t believe you

I like Ke’Bryan Hayes for what he is, too. That glove always plays. He’s what Tito thinks Espinal is. Credit to Krall, he made a couple solid trades. It’s the trades he cowers away from that hold the Reds back. Trade the prospects!

More like the Chicago Flubs

Having a Culver’s 5 minutes away is both beautiful and dangerous. Might be on a first name basis with the staff soon