ooh, yeah. I saw them in like 2019. They warmed up for Concepts of a Plan!

This is happening in our country. Sad. instagram.com/reel/C_yzuFjyJ…

In case you’re wondering if these hot takes on Nate Silver are equally stupid… yes. Yes they are.

What? His ass in trouble! AND hello!

Amazing moment at a show that was already one of the best I’ve ever seen. As great as the “Malibu” album is, Paak has come SO far as a vocalist since then. Plus Derrick Hodge leading an orchestra behind The Free Nationals ? Just… perfect!

ProTip for women! When encountering a dude who has lost a lot of weight through months or years of work and struggle, you are NOT obligated to say, with a mighty sigh, “Oh, it’s so easy for men…” (Seriously, this has happened to me about a dozen times this year. It’s weird)

A feature where your phone alerts you if you’ve left its flashlight on after putting it back in your pocket thank you hey Apple you can send my million dollars by check or Venmo!

I don’t want to start any shit, but I heard the Grim Reaper had $20k on Pete Rose dying on a Monday

Hey, “Save the Cat” is a pretty good book. It’s also the worst thing to ever happen to Hollywood.

EMAIL: Hey, this Chicken Alfredo is AMAZING! My husband wants me to make it every week! Click here! ME: I dunno, you send me a lot of garbage… EMAIL: No, really! It’s SOOO good! Click here! ME: Well… (click) SITE: Cool! OK! First, get a jar of Alfredo sauce…

We somehow found ourself falling off the comedy charts in Latvia. But we can fix that - we’re honoring our Baltic brethren with a brand new Bonnie and Toni’s Oral Report: Latvia! And then, it’s time to “let” our “hair” “down” - yes, it’s the return of Quote Party!

Either way, it’s a terrific line in a terrific book! Y’all should grab this deal!

Old News: Americans are fat and unhealthy! Oh no! New News: Americans are cutting back on french fries! Oh no! cnn.com/2024/10/08/bus…

Thanksgiving food is mostly garbage.

Certified pescophile

Okay, there are many atrocities in this article, but as a former New Yorker, this stands out: “Now [Diddy] is sitting in a Brooklyn jail cell, a short drive away from the Hamptons, where he once presided over decadent celebrity bashes.” Do better, BBC! apple.news/Amm2geGL3SoGw9…

HEY SQUIRRELS, CLEAN UP YOUR FUCKIN’ ACT, okay? Leaving your nuts n husks n shit everywhere. Scrambling like lunatics all over the bike path. It’s not cool. It is not cool. Be cool, squirrels

Long Island pals! Again, if you are in #NY01, please go out and cast a ballot for John Avlon. I KNOW this guy, and he will do right by you. VoteVoteVoteVoteVoteVote!!

“Let It Blow” is out NOW, kids! I’ve already listened, and it it the greatest, smoothest holiday treat EVER! (The cover from “The Grinch” is SO on point!)