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The right and the left are now in complete agreement that our elections are not credible. Another persuasion victory for the Clown Genius Scott Adams

Who will be the DOGE MVP- Vivek Ramaswamy or Elon Musk?

DOGE as a sport. Fans cheer on their favorite players compete to- Downsize the most departments. Save the most money in a single move. Save money with the highest average. What other statistics should we track?

The lameduck period is obsolete and dangerous. 3 months between election and inauguration made sense in a world of messenger pigeons and horse & buggies. We have Starlink and 747s now. We don’t have to live like this. It is time for an upgrade. Scott Adams

Will Trump fix the sunrise too? Literally, the dawn of the Golden Age. Scott Adams

Every government expense is a tax.

Republicans Morals > Freedom > Empathy Democrats Empathy > Freedom > Morals

The dawning of the Golden Age

.Scott Adams has been predicting Russia and America would become allies because it just makes sense for both nations.

Direct assault on the Military Industrial Complex. Trump feeling invincible.

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Giant opening for a company to offer clones of all the major software programs… Conservative As A Service

Every Senator knew that voting against meant risking extra mucus at every meal.

The ultimate Third Act.

Something simultaneous is missing this morning.

People are asking, “Is Scott Adams the Prime Influencer or is he The Avatar?” Yes. #GodsDebris

Impossible to quantify the lives improved by merely enjoying the Simultaneous Sip with Scott Adams. #CWSA

Could’ve just asked Scott Adams.

Movies, athletes, music… All the best are from your youth because life still held the potential for mystery and magic.