It’s like speed dating only… (As seen in Aurora, CO)

Accurate

I am also available for bribes. DMs open…

Seems relevant after yesterday’s business meeting…

Imagine buying a $50k-$100k #bmw and being told “don’t park in your garage if you value your home not catching fire and burning down…”

Well played, Violet. Well played.

The thing they don’t tell you about stopping smoking… You get A LOT of time freed up that you didn’t realize you had while being a smoker. How to fill that time… Business connections Intense project focus LOTS OF CLEANING So much cleaning.

Just a reminder for all the ass-hats from this past week…

Siri: remind me to buy Johnson & Johnson stock in four years and two months.

Only in Colorado: a monk, a mayor & a governor walk into an AI debate… and it’s not a joke tinyurl.com/3xyzAbC

50k noncitizens on Arizona voter rolls? How many noncitizens are on Colorado’s?

If you haven’t operated a field program out of an Extended Stay room, and relied on instant coffee to keep you alive, have you really lived?!

Scherzer vs. Ohtani is why we will watch #WorldSeries game 7 🔥🔥🔥

Until Colorado Rebublicans learn to work together we will continue to experience the same political decimation we saw last night over and over again. It’s getting a bit boring at this point.

This bill isn’t about freedom - it replaces innovation with compliance by forcing platforms to open their ecosystems. #AppStoreFreedomAct #TechPolicy nationalreview.com/2025/10/why-th…

The “Lady of the house” went to Vegas today for the bonus kids baseball tournament thus leaving me unaccompanied. Im not sure how many times I can clean the house, but we are gonna find out real quick.

With #Thanksgiving and #Christmas right around the corner never forget…

I am categorically opposed to decorating for the holidays prior to Thanksgiving. Wanna guess what the “lady of the house” wants to do later today? Yep. I’ll be decorating in protest.

Here's my unsolicited take on #TN07: GOP win, sure—but +9 in a +20 #Trump district is a 🚨. Without Trump on the ballot, the drop-off is massive. Anyone under +10 should sweat.

So, the “color of the year” from Pantone is… white. 9news.com/article/news/n…