If you ever feel dumb, just remember that there are people who still fall for scams this obvious in 2023.

There's only one team for me #GoBirds #SuperBowl

I don’t have the mental capacity for the stress of a title race, can we go back to settling for top 4 please

I spend a lot of time browsing £800,000 houses for someone that doesn’t have £800,000 or any need to move into a house that big.

Can't wait for my Spotify wrapped this year to tell me just how many times I've listened to Cha Cha Cha

The entirety of The Nightman Cometh, every line.

Yeah, I’m not going to be seen again this side of Christmas, Starfield is going to be my new life.

Went and broke my wrist and it’s in a full cast… right before the launch of Starfield so I can’t play until the end of September at the earliest

Heart rate in the hundreds

*Price update* now I've graduated as a Sports Therapist/Rehaber attention moves towards my Master's in Physio in January. If anyone needs any treatment I provide a mobile service and work in a clinic (prices differ). Please share and get in touch if in the #bedfordshire area

One thing no one tells you about getting older is the pure excitement you will feel when you replace old wiper blades with fresh ones. Absolutely 10/10 feeling.

Obviously I'm glad about the results from last night, but it's sad to remember just how close we came to having a PM that would have made a real change.

Setting fire to the holiday inn in Rotherham and blocking the exits when there's potentially staff, children and innocent people inside doesn't make you a patriot. It makes you a murderous scumbag. Lowest of the low.