the biggest power move you can pull off if you’re being read your sentence in a court of law is to reply with “great, love that for me”

[Me as the Ghost of Christmas-Yet-to-Come] SCROOGE: Scrooge. It’s a soft G. ME: Scroog. SCROOGE: Scrooge. ME: Yeah, Scroog. Am I not—I feel like I’m saying it. SCROOGE: Say rouge. ME: Rouge. SCROOGE: Scrooge. ME: Scroog.

If I lived in the Avenger’s universe I would be very concerned that the world’s greatest defenders chose a name that means they only go to work after people die.

If you reply to this you're dead to me

What a time to be alive.

#GOTGGameSweepstakes

One of the largest U.K. donors to the Tory party is the owner of Moon Pig . When we say prison industrial complex this is what we mean. There is no sensible reason that hand written cards can’t be mailed to prisoners. An absolute scam.

Say hi to Paul Hanson Scott Mills. Big fan. Loving life

I dont know who needs to hear this but if you get a WhatsApp voice note you can just hold the phone to your ear like you're on a phone call and it'll play through the phone call speaker instead of out loud.

Selling 1x Thurs-Sat 2000Trees ticket as I can no longer go. £150 ONO will send via the DICE app. #tickets #selling #2000trees #buymystuff

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