god. this adventure time episode hits so much harder in a completely different way now that i'm older

for no particular reason: womemn

im no better than the emperor

🔥

Life fucking sucks but at least the clerks at my corner store like me enough to give me free stuff sometimes

did you guys see huntrix's new photoshoot? (1/3) #KPOPDEMONHUNTERS #KPDH

#criticalrolespoilers (to be safe) okay so is this a "i miss my mom ☹️" or a "i miss my mommy 😰💦" situation

HI IM NOT IGNORING YOU GUYS my life is hurting me rn but I will be back on tuesday being normal i swear it

i am 32

UR JOKING LAD UR FUCKING JOKIMGG..

There are two wolves inside you. One thinks the bar this is happening at is lame af and the other wants to see women wrestle with their tibbies out

I’ve been in Savannah for my bday (yay yay yay) and have spent 75% of my time admiring shit like downspouts that look like fish and carefully carved dancing animals on house facades and doing lots of big sighs. Pay your artists. Let houses be gay again

Crackin up on the toilet in the gallery espresso