This guy, with absolutely spot on answers. Genuinely surprised this even aired.

Serious idiots

It’s fucked up that my LA friends start summer with a tan, whereas after nyc winter I look like a fish stick someone left in the freezer too long

Shampoo for my real friends, real poo for my sham friends

What the fuck is this kind of thing doing on my campus, being wielded against my students

🎶 Oops I tweeted again

yes, the NYPD did indeed print their own custom oversize and poorly blown-up mock-up of an anodyne entry in a series of pamphlet-length introductory college level textbooks to wave around on TV to show how student protestors are terrorists who must be crushed