If someone in your activist group suggests we should live with fewer possessions, expel them immediately.

If you find yourself collectivising industry in Catalonia in 1936, you will need 2 things - a program and rifles.

Avoid placing your faith in anything beside your own ability to change the world.

Use a PICTURE OF A FIST.

Create a series of increasingly absurd 'revolutionary' twitter accounts.

Also, some FUCKING MENTAL polls theactivists.wordpress.com/2012/02/28/lis…

Create revolutionary art and show it to all of your friends. They'll thank you. theactivists.wordpress.com/2012/01/09/the…

Organise towards an immediately achievable material goal.

If you have to pretend there are hundreds of people in your collective to get people to take you seriously, do so. It will definitely work.

List 3 things you would tell a bailiff to remind them that they are part of the working class and should serve the interests of the class.

If your fellow activists are not ready to move on when you declare it time, try asking the police to assist the process.

Go camping.

Project your worrying intimacy issues with your parents into an incoherent critique of society. I hate you Dad, you traitor.

If you escape sterilisation, we'll hunt you down; if you want to hang yourself, we'll give you the rope.

If you don't get sterilised, your house will be demolished.

.lisaansell3 Are you one of our parody accounts? I can't keep up anymore.

Follow George Carlin for a stunning critique of the capitalist conception of comedy.

Tell your Father he is a fucking cocaine addict, and so are all of his rich friends.

Drown your enemies in a var of piss.

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