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I want to swim in the Forbidden Cool Zone

Ripple CTO is leaving after realising that in five years there was no T in Ripple for the O to C

Huge shoutout to nori, improving bridging ETH on Mina one step at a time The capabilities of the Mina community are endless with the support of o1Labs (httpz)!

Josh Cincinnati this meeting could have been 15 minutes on the AI-generated short form content feed

::spends $5k extra this year because of tariffs:: “Here’s some walking-around money kid,” says President Trump, throwing me an assorted bag of nickels and dimes while the national debt reaches $40 trillion.

"I asked my drug dealer about z cash and he said the darkmarkets only use monero, tells you something" my brother in Christ I have seen a drug dealer microwave his cellphone because he thought it would charge it

We are alarmed by reports that Germany is on the verge of a catastrophic about-face, reversing its longstanding and principled opposition to the EU’s Chat Control proposal which, if passed, could spell the end of the right to privacy in Europe. signal.org/blog/pdfs/germ…

basically

You know when you think about it, this image was also generated by Sora

btw the butlerian jihad has begun

jobs not done until there is privacy on every chain

We're also putting a lot of efforts on documentation. We have been hiding for a long time the tech behind Mina Protocol (httpz) 🪶, and how zkApps works, how we achieve the succinctness of the chain, etc. That must change. Mina has truly been a revolution in (verifiable)

My “my enemies are the legionnaires of the Antichrist” T-Shirt has people asking questions already answered by my T-Shirt

the lion is actually pretty concerned right now

After releasing this on MinaResearch, we've heard community members asking where the 55m baseline comes from It DOES NOT include large-scale buybacks, as we are still awaiting regulatory approval 👀 Instead, it's based on projecting existing MINA at the Foundation in June 2026

Sama replies with ominous auras

What the hell, sure

just got fired from Paxos. my job was to count decimal places and typecast uint256s. looking for work starting in January 2026000000000000.