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Accidental CISO

@accidentalciso

I accidentally became the CISO. I didn't want this job, but the job chose me. I'm scared, and I want to go home.

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CEO: We need to move fast on this due to a request from a really super big most important-est customer. Me: No problem. We'll move as fast as your team is able. Later... Me: Have you had an opportunity to review the draft I sent over two weeks ago? CEO: 🦗🦗🦗

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In school - Teachers: Your paragraph must be at least four sentences long. If it isn't four sentences, it isn't a full paragraph. Write more. At work - Everyone: Nobody is going to read all this. I can say it in two sentences. Two sentences are a goddamn paragraph.

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When you interview for a role, it is important to ask about company culture. For example, you could ask: "When people use the 👍 emoji, is that good or bad in your organization?"

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i've seen a lot of people affected by the bad job market at the moment, especially in cyber. is your company hiring? looking for talent? post links here, let's start a job hunter megathread and get some people into awesome roles!

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OH: I had no idea how little work I was doing in my "real job" before I started tracking actual productive work as a freelancer. 🤣😭