CEO: We need to move fast on this due to a request from a really super big most important-est customer. Me: No problem. We'll move as fast as your team is able. Later... Me: Have you had an opportunity to review the draft I sent over two weeks ago? CEO: 🦗🦗🦗

In school - Teachers: Your paragraph must be at least four sentences long. If it isn't four sentences, it isn't a full paragraph. Write more. At work - Everyone: Nobody is going to read all this. I can say it in two sentences. Two sentences are a goddamn paragraph.

My sentences are REALLY good.

Oh. Oh no. No. No. 🤣😭

If you're at Blue Team Con you can catch a live recording of the show and maybe even participate by asking a question!

Hey boss, I want to try something.

We will be starting soon in the Unconference room.

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Sysadmins, don’t do this. If your boss tells you to, still don’t. reddit.com/r/ShittySysadm…

Bazinga!! 😎

When you interview for a role, it is important to ask about company culture. For example, you could ask: "When people use the 👍 emoji, is that good or bad in your organization?"

i've seen a lot of people affected by the bad job market at the moment, especially in cyber. is your company hiring? looking for talent? post links here, let's start a job hunter megathread and get some people into awesome roles!

OH: I had no idea how little work I was doing in my "real job" before I started tracking actual productive work as a freelancer. 🤣😭

But it's Excel *Online*, so it IS a platform!

If I'm not the intended recipient, why did you send me this message?

Go follow both of them!!

It only took two days of working on Central Time last week to make me second guess my entire calendar this week.

But, if Excel hadn't been invented, how would we answer all of those security questionnaires?

I’m almost done editing the next “how to start a business” episode of The Mindful Business Security Show. Look for it to hit the feed on Monday morning.