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I heard Metroid Prime 4 was delayed for so long because they couldn’t get the game’s doors to look like vaginas. Glad they finally solved that.

I’m back home in Florida for the first time in like a decade, and y’all: I forgot just how how many bugs there are. Everywhere. Outside. Inside. Crawling out of everything. I am not desensitized to this anymore. I’m… bugging out, I guess? (help this is gross)

April Fool’s used to be the best day on the internet. Then it became the day to ignore the internet. Now every day is the day to ignore the internet. I have no idea what purpose April Fool’s serves anymore.

SWITCH 2 SWITCH 2 SWITCH 2

That Donkey Kong gameplay tells me that someone at Nintendo loves Hulk: Ultimate Destruction as much as I do.

I wanna talk about the Switch 2. Come talk about the Switch 2 with me. twitch.tv/anthonycarboni

IT KEEPS. BEING. PERFECT. youtu.be/xFU8U4UVUBs #superman

See you next week on the Live Stage.

Shout out to whoever figured out putting a line through the middle of a movie stops it from getting copyright claimed on social media for making social media even worse. You’re a real one.

THANK YOU. Finally, someone hashtags what we’re all thinking.

When my therapist asks me how I’m doing

For some reason my feeds are full of those videos where the youths are trapped in a white void and forced to speed date. Every time I see one I hope it’s the clip where they finally band together and kill their captors

LA needs to have car horns taken away until we prove we can judge what’s actually honk-worthy

When my doctor asks me to describe my diet

The new MvC2 figures are made in Bengus’ art style and they look amazing and INCLUDE NONE OF MY MAINS. I am devastated. gamesradar.com/games/fighting…

Hey @nintendo send me a few Switch 2s. Like four or five Switch 2s. No fewer than three, thanks

Mario Kart World is Tony Hawk’s Underground 3

Going live with @notsaige to heckle our pal @micaburton while she hosts the PC Gaming Show! twitch.tv/pixelcircus

Going live for the first time in FOREVER to play BABY STEPS twitch.tv/anthonycarboni

Mom says I'm old enough. It's time to DATE EVERYTHING twitch.tv/anthonycarboni