From now on it’s just called “Soccer” and “Men’s Soccer,” right?

If you don’t have a note on your phone of potential dog names, you shouldn’t be allowed to get a pup

MUST.READ. "you take out your calamities and examine them, hold them up to the light until you can see them without shadow. Then, if you’re lucky, you fold their shiny sharp edges in tissue paper, place them in a box, and shove the box to the back of a shelf..."

Phrases & words that I am okay parting with after COVID: -Unprecedented -Flatten the curve -Glimmer of hope You?

Pretty “fly” for a white guy

huffingtonpost.com/brenda-della-c… eye-opener on #welfare #informyourself Brenda Della Casa

On people missing a main message in #MakingAMurderer: "Embrace the complexity of these matters" #notjusttheverdict @filmgreek Laura Ricciardi

"We have still have not shattered that highest and hardest glass ceiling. But some day, someone will." —Hillary

A uniform. A textbook. A future. On #GivingTuesday help a refugee girl in Uganda go to school: girlup.org/donate Girl Up #GiveAGIF

But why is this not "fake news?" When everything else is.. x.com/realdonaldtrum…

Just would have been a tiny bit better if he spelled it "steak." x.com/realdonaldtrum…

That handshake, though! x.com/potus/status/8…

Today at noon Donald Trump announced Alexander Acosta as his new choice for labor secretary, they’re still shaking hands

Almost as eloquent as Barack Obama x.com/diane_7a/statu…

Sorry I nearly plowed into you in the street. My dog doesn't like to walk on the grate.

Realizing your Brita filter was not attached properly results in suddenly feeling sick

But I'm just wondering who was still using #AIM after 2010? #riplittlelizee #enchilada9 #spunkylize

My house is like real-life minesweeper. With dog toys as the explosives.

We've got the #iphoneX now, but still can't make a coffee cup that doesn't leak at the seam

This pony working up the courage to jump this tiny step is everything.