🗣🗣🗣 RISE AND SHINE BOO

TWO SEVENTY THREE

Fox News and Facebook did to our parents what they said video games would do to us.

Listen, Trumpland. He told you Mexico would pay for the wall. It never got built. He told you his healthcare plan was coming soon. Nothing. He told you Covid would disappear. It infected 153K yesterday. Now he says he’s got big evidence of election fraud. You believe him?

Hey Georgia — you are on my mind. Tomorrow, December 7th, is the last day to register to vote for the special election on January 5th. REMEMBER, December 7th is the deadline to register. Early voting starts December 14th. We need your vote. Don’t put it in the hands of fate.

To be clear, I DESPERATELY MISS GOING TO THE MOVIES.

I CANT BELIEVE WE HAVE TO SAY THIS

Confederate should NOT be trending right now, y'all we ended this a CENTURY PLUS AGO #thisistreason

"This is not dissent. It's disorder. It's chaos."

To anyone complaining about a private media company kicking Trump off their platform: Think of Twitter as a Christian bakery and Trump as a gay wedding cake. #BanTrumpFromTwitter

Joe Biden is the first actor from Parks and Recreation to become the President of the United States.

Perfect.

finally feel comfortable following @potus 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

Today is the first day in years I’m not afraid of my news alerts.

I told Stacey J. Spiehler that I could name all 82 counties on a map and I am here to prove it

i just want to take a bath again #Memphis

cicada brood is here, bennifer is back, all we need is an Usher song of the summer and i'm ready for you 2004!

Gentlemen, it has been a privilege tweeting with you tonight. #RIPTwitter

If only we had taxed the rich maybe none of this would have happened

I'm going to Starry Nights | benefiting Shelby Farms Park. Check it out! universe.com/events/633f1d3…