Good stuff

"Oh and it's ____'s 50th next week, we have to go."

It's amazing to think that thirty years ago we handed power over to coom-brained nerds, sex-brained geriatrics, and feminists who arranged society to financially encourage whoring and discourage families. Now, everyone is surprised that girls and boys can't match up.

Fit

Unpopular opinion: Madonna was a psy-op and no one actually likes her

The Guardian has found the one based guy in Reform, so now naturally he must be removed and replaced.

Don't fight it.

Madonna has no bangers, like every song is shit.

Harry Eccles gutted all the real ones are being drowned out by slop.

Kate Bush had tons of bangers Siouxsie and the Banshees had tons of bangers Even Cyndi Lauper had some bangers Madonna, even within her own peak era, was properly shit. Honestly, the 99 Red Balloons woman had more bangers (i.e. one).

Nah man, Kate Bush got a lot of bangers. She got many good songs.

Madonna would legitimately not make: 1. My top 100 80s artists list Or 2. My top 50 female artists list Madonna is rubs

I may even prove this

Probably Kate Bush, Joanna Newsom, Patti Smith, Siouxsie Sioux, and Karen Carpenter But there are tons above Madonna Adele is above Madonna Lana Del Rey is above Madonna Bjork is above Madonna PJ Harvey is above Madonna Even stuff like Shania Twain or Alannis Morissette is

Dolly Parton is a legit top ten of all time female artist tbh And way more bangers than Madonna

Educate yourself. Her first few albums like every track is a banger. Hounds of Love alone has at last 8. And on the earlier ones: Babooshka is a banger. Hammer Horror is a banger. Sat in your Lap is a banger.