I once stayed a night in the YMCA. It was OK, but I wouldn't make a song and dance about it.

The fact that someone looked straight at a purple onion and named it red onion really bothers me.

The doctor is trying to cure me of my obsession with Rowan Atkinson. He prescribed me anti Mr Beans.

one thing about September, everyday is about 5 people's birthday 😭😭

I’m tired of vinted

The keke I boarded to work this morning had a sticker that was placed wrongly. It read “Time is gogin” instead of ‘Time is going’. So, I jokingly pointed it to him. Next thing he said “is it keke you entered abi it’s English class?”💀

not liking plantain

Our traditional wedding!!!! 🥰 Look one of three 🥹♥️🇳🇬

A groom and his bride 💜

Your child hasn’t officially gone back to school until you’ve photographed them by the front door in uniform (they’ll grow into it) and captioned it, “where does the time go?”

My bride ❤️

The one and only Segun Johnson 🙌🇳🇬

that fridge is jam packed

Welp !

My favourite entrance from our traditional wedding 🥹🫶

This right here!

Nick Cannon got 24hrs to respond 🔥😭

Arab perfumes have zero chill…the entire street knows you’ve arrived

My phone that's been on silent for 5 years. #Emergencyalert