Abeg make we find am

My first day at work wondering how TF did I delete the company's entire database. . . . . . . . . #LoveIslandUK #LaCasaDeLosFamososMx

Once in a while, go out and have fun, take yourself out, then come back home and face your problems. It's shege management. 🤭💔

Before you rent a house, make sure your landlord has another source of income. 🫩😩

I learnt today that GRAY is a COLOR while GREY is a COLOUR.

Otida

Observation no be crime

Road Safety doing Police job. Police doing Road Safety job. VIO doing Road Safety job. NDLEA doing Police job. EFCC doing police Job. Police doing NDLEA job. DSS doing Vigilante job. Vigilante doing Police job. Amotekun confused. Police doing EFCC job. SARS creating their jobs.

What the f*ck are you afraid of? • Death? We're all gonna die. • Bankruptcy? You can make it all back. • Shame? Everyone will forget in a week. What then are you f*cking afraid of? There is nothing to fear. Fight for the life you deserve.

Before you rent a house, be sure the landlord has another source of income.

I nearly guide today. Nearly!

The nighty ones around us keep dropping like flies 😢

FR?

What's this nah? 😲🤣

I need a financial assistant. Your Job is to assist me financially. DM if interested.

Stop judging we people that love money. If your happiness is poverty, focus on it. 💔🤭☠️

I take solace in knowing that by the time Bola Tinubu is through with this country, nobody will beg anyone to vote wisely. You'll not need persuasion. You'll do it naturally.

You get blocked nose and you no dey perceive anything keh? Come Ojota make I show you something.Ijeh

Don't let one good day distract you from the failure you've become.

You can literally be pressed for hours and your body will hold the urine but the minute you're approaching the toilet, all hell will break loose. Why is that?