Ethereum gas prices rip you a new one? Don’t worry, we’ve got the fix.

Here’s to the new year—no matter where (or how) the ball drops. 😂

2025 is the Year of the Lunartic ⚔️

Decide to Moon, we must. 🚀🌕

Never trust a Lunartic…their plans stink. 👀

🚨Big Announcement 🚨 SegMint Adventurers are coming to Abstract ✳️! Unlike the previous Adventurer collections on ETH and Polygon, the Abstract Adventurers collection will have a limited supply. All current OGs and Elite Abstractor role holders are whitelisted for this mint.

Work? Over. Brain? Off. Weekend? ON. 🍻✨

🌕 Tic-tastic WL Alert! 🚨 Lunartic holders, you've been gifted FREE mint WL opportunity for SegMint Adventurers, a collection that levels up with XP and rarity tiers! 🚀

Happy Lunar New Year! Another year to aim high and land face-first.

T I C K T O C K . . . ⏳

Meet MonopolyTIC, the Lunartic who tried to charge rent for standing next to him. 🎩💰

𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝔽𝕚𝕣𝕤𝕥 𝕊𝕙𝕒𝕕𝕠𝕨𝕊𝕠𝕦𝕝 Shadowling – A playful and mischievous creature from the Earth family, Shadowling thrives in the shadows of forests and caves. Despite its impish nature, it is deeply loyal to those who earn its trust. With its boundless energy and hidden

Roses are red, violets are blue, The Lunartics mistook a streetlight for the moon—again.

Not to be corny, but life’s been butter since you popped up 🍿😉

Love is fleeting, but cake is forever. Happy Valentine’s Day! 🍰💗

Decide to Moon, we must. Try? There is no try.

Crypto Strategic Reserve. HODL. 👀🌕

I'm not kidding about this. 2 more The Lunartics This is real culture, positive, #IP and vibes by Animation legend Julius Preite (The Simpsons, Family Guy) and notorious Writer/Producer Dan E. Fesman (#KingofQueens, #NCIS).