Oh Captain! My Captain! fomoPhil✳️ is cooler than the other side of the pillow while yapping and fighting off a 2 ship AMBUSH

Abstract Chain Generated Only $77 in Fees in the last 24 hours. I ran my own math to verify and it's unfortunately true. What most people miss when calculating Blockchain Fees is the "Engagement Farm Factor" or EFF. When we apply the EFF to calculate Abstract Ecosystem 24 hours

"The market is down, and I'm constipated. That's my signal to fire up some $77 FUD."

7 is a lucky number. 77$ guarantees happiness.

When you quit your job after making $77

77 Burgers, 77 Fries, 77 Tacos, 77 Pies, 77 Cokes...

gmabs to everyone who will receive 77xp next Tuesday.

If even Luca Netz 🐧✳️ can't get Abster out, then something is definitely going on with Abstract ...

The Abstract UI is so clean... ✳️

Untamed Report: Abstract ("Green Day for the Green Chain") ✳️ Gmabs and happy St. Patrick's Day! We're all leprechauns here, except our treasure maps are alpha and our gold is crypto ✳️ Long-awaited NFT project RUYUI is now minting in guaranteed phase for the next

When a girl asks me what I have accomplished in my life:

"Abstract is the only place on-chain where real fun exist"

It's Tuesday! In a few hours, you'll earn XP because you had fun this week on Abstract. Are you ready for it? 🫵 Every Tuesday is unique, sacred, and brings us one step closer to victory. We grind, we progress, we win. Together. I love this game.

TOO CLEAN (Visualizer) Abstract Luca Netz 🐧✳️

On Farmers: Smoke 'em if you got 'em...

average metamask user trying the abstract portal for the first time…

The onchain renaissance of fun, is happening on Abstract. ✳️

Mhhhh.. Abstract's color is green—still wondering why?

ABSTER - Knock Knock (ft. Winston)

When you see Luca with a dry erase marker in his hand, you best be bullish AF.