This was not one of my better moments - Ry

STAND BY ME | Episode #89 is live Ryan and Mark if certain things would get you arrested, Cullen conquering LA and how you should remove a leech Spotify - tinyurl.com/2542fmsr Youtube - tinyurl.com/yv25x3cu Patreon - tinyurl.com/yt9da6rd

We are on Patreon folks if you'd like to support us - Regular episode earlier along with bonus Episode weekly - Access to the Discord server & more Become an absolute cut patreon.com/AbsoluteCutsPo…

SLITHER | Episode #90 is live Ryan and Mark talk about a mad taxi journey, cyclists & cover possibly our most messed up film yet Spotify - tinyurl.com/ynnss5xb Youtube - tinyurl.com/bdus49h6 Patreon - tinyurl.com/yt9da6rd

Mission Impossible 2 | Episode #91 is out now Ryan & Mark talk about farting on cakes, Napoli and why Ethan Hunt is the way he is with women Spotify - tinyurl.com/ye2x8syz YouTube - tinyurl.com/yenctw39 Patreon (Bonus EPs) - tinyurl.com/bdcr2vyy

This is wild

Schindler's List | Episode #92 is out now Ryan & Mark talk about Sydney Sweeney's bathwater, kids books & the Traumatic Spielberg classic Spotify - tinyurl.com/2umcfauy YouTube - tinyurl.com/pystvv9w Patreon (Bonus EPs) - tinyurl.com/bdcr2vyy

FOOTLOOSE | Episode #93 is out now Ryan & Mark talk about the size of Cullen balls, Chat GPT and why no one in the film can actually dance. Spotify - tinyurl.com/2np5kv6u YouTube - tinyurl.com/2rb22xsa Patreon (Bonus EPs) - tinyurl.com/bdcr2vyy

CHINATOWN | Absolute Cuts Podcast #94 Ryan & Mark talk about Nelson dyeing his hair again, World War 3 & the horribleness of Roman Polanski Spotify - tinyurl.com/3t98dxaf YouTube - tinyurl.com/56b446sc Patreon - tinyurl.com/5bzrz28b

WANTED | Absolute Cuts Podcast #95 Ryan & Mark talk about fridges, the population of Andorra and what Arnold Schwarzenegger says during sex. Spotify - tinyurl.com/mr3rkdry YouTube - tinyurl.com/2ssdyfxr Patreon - tinyurl.com/5bzrz28b

Marks Big announcement 🚨 Patreon for New episode & bonus episodes. Rest you mugs can wait Patreon - patreon.com/AbsoluteCutsPo…

The boy hanging out with Ryan Cullen

WOLF OF WALL STREET | Absolute Cuts Podcast #96 The boys talk about Bonnie Blue, lawless golf and whether this film glamourises being a horrible human being. Spotify - tinyurl.com/mwxe4k6u YouTube - tinyurl.com/3x86zpwy Patreon - tinyurl.com/5bzrz28b

JUMPER | Absolute Cuts Podcast #97 Ryan & Mark talk about Cullen ruining yet another Whatsapp group and why Hayden Christiansen has less charisma than a toilet roll tube Spotify - tinyurl.com/3xwhmbdu YouTube - tinyurl.com/2j2unjda Patreon - tinyurl.com/5bzrz28b

Join this now to witness Ryan Cullen's ascension to becoming 2002 Boris Johnson. Laugh count on Patron exclusive episodes = High Price to you the listener to access these episodes = Low Extremely questionable 1950's-esque based attitude from one of the hosts = High

DIRTY DANCING | Absolute Cuts Podcast #98 Ryan & Mark talk about Nelson's holiday scam, autistic celebrities and why Swayze deserved a better career. Spotify - tinyurl.com/ytenuj9y Youtube - tinyurl.com/wwyhz5kn Patreon - tinyurl.com/5n7f9vb9

I absolutely love this film so much Cullen, not so much

JAWS | Absolute Cuts Podcast #100 Ryan & Mark discuss the 1975 child eating, barrel raising, farewell and adieuing classic, and GREATEST FILM EVER MADE Jaws.  Spotify - tinyurl.com/yfskv3mt Youtube - tinyurl.com/n6svrnrs Patreon - tinyurl.com/5n7f9vb9

HARD BOILED | Absolute Cuts Podcast #102 Ryan & Mark discuss losing to the homeless, shite trains and why Hong Kong's police force is the worst in the world. Spotify - tinyurl.com/43n7ryya Youtube - tinyurl.com/5fzf6fna Patreon - tinyurl.com/5n7f9vb9

SUPERMAN (1978) | Absolute Cuts Podcast #103 Ryan & Mark discuss Edinburgh Fringe shows, Superman’s father being a nonce, and just how dodgy this film is 🎧 Spotify – tinyurl.com/28p4zbrc 📺 YouTube – tinyurl.com/36b96mby 💸 Patreon – tinyurl.com/5n7f9vb9