I’ll serve crack before I serve this country

Oh hey man. We were just talking about your Flaw — the immutable thing you’re only vaguely aware of that makes you unworthy of true love. Anyway what’s new

Stranger Things Season 5 "Chapter Eight: The Rightside Up". Directed by The Duffer Brothers

Lmaoooooooo, Boots on the ground on day 1!!!! Let’s get it!!!!

INLAND EMPIRE - Some sadness comes crashing over you like a bad dream. YOU - "I don't know. I don't know what's going on with me. Something's coming apart."

no hate towards OP but everyone forgets how Islamaphobic “online” atheists were over actually critiquing protestants and like mormons just because most of the time thats who their families were

Here is the line for a food bank in Texas

framed so perfectly by the snow-covered branches… marsh tit in case anyone was wondering

anyway that's crazy sucks for them

The restraint I have to have when someone posts a picture of themselves from like 15 years ago for me not to go “Damn, what happened?”

PAYPHONE - You dial the number again -- twenty six pulls of the rotary dial. The machine eats the coin and a terrifying ocean of distance rustles in your ear... VOLITION - Put it down. AUTHORITY - Before it's too late, please.

Nobody likes my theory that Don is unknowingly clairvoyant and can see ghosts and knows when to say or do the right thing moments before it happens

Hermit homes in the Russian wilderness. From the Escape series by Danila Tkachenko.

They saw this and wrote that fat woman working for vogue live journal post

me when im over encumbered and everyones making fun of me

Bart Simpson is latino coded because he says Ay Caramba

It's really cool that every time you fly the rules are different and no matter what they are the TSA guys treat you like a total moron, as though nobody EVER heard of removing a laptop from a bag

i think i saw you in my meep, darling

the “mid” westerners found this tweet and the ones that can read told the others and now theyre pissed