I still believe in rock and roll and the movies

I feel this way now except all I think about is my protein intake

This is what a non chump looks like btw

That Scrooge guy was so lucky I wish I had a bunch of cool ghosts to tell me exactly how I’m fucking up my life

Finally read the Bookforum takedown y’all are talking about it and it really is as masterful as everyone says bookforum.com/print/2603/tho…

Y’all need to stop getting mad about feeling excluded from the nonexistent social scenes you have whipped in yoir head w the scant and half-right info you get abt ppl online. Save that whiny outsized resentment for mom and dad like the rest of us!

Dog Tier is when the doggerel is really hittin

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In my head, they’re friends.

I can never tell what level of recall of dates is savantish or normal due to my severely disordered relationship to time

I don't even need to be rich, I just need to make enough money to afford vintage designer, a horse and stablehand out in the country, daily viennoiserie, several Newfies, lighting fixtures from this one design store in Chelsea, a great copper bath tub,

For a dog, walking into a cheese shop is like confronting a very dense text

They don’t make effete heterosexual aristocrats like this anymore….

Is it okay to have boeuf bourguignon and a glass of red for dinner seven days a week