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Abisha Damba

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Growing up in Rusape, we heard all sorts of stories about this bus. But the one that defied the laws of physics, common sense, and a few international aviation treaties was that bhazi iri raive neinjini yaive yakaiswa mapatsi endege. Yes, you read that right. Mapatsi endege!

Growing up in Rusape, we heard all sorts of stories about this bus. But the one that defied the laws of physics, common sense, and a few international aviation treaties was that bhazi iri raive neinjini yaive yakaiswa mapatsi endege. Yes, you read that right. Mapatsi endege!
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Growing up in Rusape, we had these catapults. These were not just catapults. These were the Rolls-Royce of catapults. Everyone in Vengere knew, with absolute certainty that these catapults were crafted from chubhu yendege. Remnants of Boeing 747s! Mike Maketho Leonard Makombe

Growing up in Rusape, we had these catapults. These were not just catapults. These were the Rolls-Royce of catapults. Everyone in Vengere knew, with absolute certainty that these catapults were crafted from chubhu yendege. Remnants of Boeing 747s! <a href="/makethomike/">Mike Maketho</a> <a href="/lmakombe/">Leonard Makombe</a>
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From being all conquering to scavenging the free agents market. Utd's fall from the 90s' perch is quite the saga. At this rate, they will be signing players whose main skill is having a valid passport! admirendumo Mike Maketho James K Leadership

From being all conquering to scavenging the free agents market. Utd's fall from the 90s' perch is quite the saga. At this rate, they will be signing players whose main skill is having a valid passport! <a href="/admirendumo/">admirendumo</a> <a href="/makethomike/">Mike Maketho</a> <a href="/JamesKuwanda/">James K Leadership</a>
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Dynamos are struggling but fear not,DeMbare! Gor Mahia's witchdoctor is now jobless after 16 years of service. Surely, that kind of experience with muti can revive DeMbare's fortunes. Someone get him on the next bus to Harare! #FootballJokes #Dynamos #GorMahia

Dynamos are struggling but fear not,DeMbare! Gor Mahia's witchdoctor is now jobless after 16 years of service. Surely, that kind of experience with muti can revive DeMbare's fortunes. Someone get him on the next bus to Harare! #FootballJokes #Dynamos #GorMahia
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1/5 This memory from my childhood in Rusape, Zimbabwe, has haunted me for years. It's etched so deeply, it feels like yesterday. I was just a child in primary school...

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2/5 When we hit Grade 6, a new, temporary teacher arrived: a young man named Mr. Makoni. And honestly? That man traumatized us in a way I still can't fully comprehend.

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3/5 I can picture it perfectly: the clock inching towards 1 PM, Mr. Makoni, with chilling deliberation, writing these exact words on the blackboard: "Woe betide me! May misfortune follow me wherever I go."

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4/5 Then, the true horror unfolded. He made the entire class stand up, one by one, each of us forced to repeat those ominous words aloud. We were just innocent kids, barely old enough to grasp the weight of what we were uttering, but that experience? It's burned into my very soul

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5/5 Even today, those words echo in my mind, and I'm left with the same agonizing question: Why? Why would a teacher compel little children to utter such a horrific self-curse? I've tried to find out what became of Mr. Makoni, but it's as if he vanished without a trace.

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I can hear a silent, inward rejoicing from a significant demographic at this momentous, and long overdue recognition from the fashion world!

I can hear a silent, inward rejoicing from a significant demographic at this momentous, and long overdue recognition from the fashion world!