Items found in the back of the van in Salford. Occupants have been arrested for conspiracy to commit robbery.

8 out of 9 of ur Facebook notifications being "Blah blah invited u to Blah Blah event" Listen mate; I'd rather go the fuckin Asda. DECLINE.

Arrrrrrggghhhhh fucking dhsgenehahahahahdnfnfjfnfbdjfnfndndnfnnfbnndndndjdsjjd CUNT

That moment when you give someone advice, they don't listen to you, then you sit back and watch everything you predicted happen.

Just ate a full pack of Jaffa cakes. Some one question me. I dare you.

Same shit same people same story getting old bore off.

Queen bee syndrome describes a woman in a position of authority who views or treats other women as less than.

I'd rather sit in my slob clothes and stuff my face with nice food than get back in the dating game. Give me stuffed crust pizza every time.

Put your hand in the bucket if you sent your ex a drunk text last night.

Fuckin hell is it annual be a dick with abi day !

I lick bare ring piece

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I just entered to win a £20 voucher from Just Eat UK! Enter here: goo.gl/tRxIuI #whatIfancy

#me #every month

And pout ! @xxClairlouisxx

Not very impressed that my In The Style things haven't arrived even though I ordered them weeks ago! I want my money back. £39.88!!!!!!!

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My whole house hold refusing watch big bro any more now Marc O'Neill has left hahahaha #marcsbiggestfans 🙈