Yesterday retail was short 6L puts. Anyway, let’s have more discussions on how markets are not rigged, there is no insider information, data is useless etc

Found an influencer today claiming he or she went to IIT Delhi. Looked at LinkedIn and found it is some random 6 month programme there

Come on guys, stop misleading people. This is plain fraud.

Theta is an edge if you sell the OTM option that does not go ITM 🙃

People crying for escalation of Middle East war, it is pretty clear that you don’t care about other peoples’ lives. So let me ask these questions of self interest

Do you want your portfolios to go down dramatically? How about Petrol 50% pricier? And the inflation that comes…

There is a bloody moron out there who has 1 lot NIFTY put hoping for Iran to launch a missile on Israel.

Don’t be that guy.

I am getting sick of this shit

To think that Global markets are rigged is not stupidity. To think that corrupt governments across the world, investment banks with history of fraud in the Wall Street, and the central banks who are known to work for Wall Street will not rig the market - that is stupidity

Looking at the US overnight markets and GIFTNIFTY is like getting a drunk text from your crush. It feels very nice in the night, but the next morning, none of that may be real.
Do not count chickens before booking profits, bois

Tens of years of data and evidence: no human or stockpicker or ever an elite fund manager can beat an index

Le Furus: I will personally select stocks in my Telegram channel with 20x return and shove it down your throat 🙃

If you have a Porsche GT3RS, and you posted a blistering lap on the Nurburgring driving it, and you are posting a picture of you, your GT3, your laptime, and some Germanic blonde staring at you in admiration - you have my respect.

But if you are putting a BMW or Benz as your…

A pick up artist walks into a Bangalore bar. Approaches a pretty girl on the bar and asks in the most husky voice. 'Hey babe, is it hot in here, or is that just you?'

The girl replies, 'Illa saar it is really hot. 37 degrees in here. Good night' and walks off

A friend of mine always wanted to live in a house connected to the earth. Like a ground floor, or a villa with a garden. His wife wanted to live in a high rise, like 10th floor. Anyway, as a healthy compromise, he now lives in a 19th floor penthouse

My greatest realisation of this election season is my deep respect for politicians. They have huge portfolios, they made great returns. And yet, not one of them posted screenshots of it, bragged about it, or tried to launch courses or telegram channels like influencers 😏

My dog knows his name is Tuffy. He knows this because I call him Tuffy. By this logic I also suspect he thinks his surname is “Nooooooooooooo…….”

The resemblance is hard to miss. Picture from 2021

Lost my bluetick to update new display picture with the love of my life 🥲

NIFTY expiry day injection trades are giving traders heart attacks. I propose renaming them from injections to vaccine

Sadly, no party in their election manifesto has promised to make it legal to punch the guy who honks first behind you in a traffic signal 💔