Today has just been an absolute right off. Get me on a plane

Is that a fucking joke?

How to cure depression = passing your theory

He’d have practiced taking penalties. He’s a great player and an excellent penalty taker. The true greats of our game have all missed penalties. Also helping to feed hungry children is not politics, it’s just basic human kindness…something this young man possesses in abundance.

Honestly, the way GROWN MEN behaved after the final has seriously put me off football. It’s all fun and games and unity, until you lose and suddenly it’s an opportunity to act like a pig and target people based on their ethnicity? Grow the fuck up!

I’ve never seen such despair from Andrew Lloyd Webber. One could never deny his colossal contribution to British Theatre & this speech only reinforces his love of our industry & utter contempt for this disgraceful government & their cruel behaviour.

What a cock. I don’t know how this man is still about. This is why this subject is still such a taboo subject!

Me crying about money 🤝 me attending every event I’m invited to

Anxiety is so weird man like go away nothing is happening

I just want to be skinnnyyyyyyyy

Urgh

Selling 2 Saturday parklife tickets #parklife #festival #parklifetickets Parklife 🪩

I do think that 100% of my problems would be fixed if I just got a dog🤷‍♂️

£250,000. That’s how much it costs to close a West End show—for one week. While any Government support for our beleaguered retail, hospitality, nightlife and cultural sectors is welcome, grants of £6,000 won’t touch the sides. My full statement:

Surely anxiety could have a couple days off over the Christmas period?

Innit reem to see these celebs being Joey Essex - Cheese! #ImACelebrityAU

Bleached eyebrows have got to be one of the most tragic things someone could do to themselves 🙃

If WW3 kicks off and I can’t go travelling, I honestly will top myself 🙃

Not exaggerating when I say I would lay down my life for Meatball.

Selling 1 boomtown weekend ticket! Dm me for prices #boomtown #boomtowntickets