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Abhijit Majumder

@abhijit_mlab

Professor, Chemical Engg, IIT Bombay

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Absolutely. Journal publications played it role. It’s over now. In today’s world, no one needs journal to let the community know about their discovery. PS: That doesn’t mean no peer review.

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It’s heartbreaking 2 watch ur parents slowly lose their faculties. My dad, once an ace accountant, loved playing mental math games/riddles with us. 2day, while having dinner, he couldn’t calculate 4% of Rs. 200 😞 हरति निमेषात्कालः सर्वम्

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Some think they can tell Indian Bengalis from Bangladeshis by who says noon vs laban for salt, or bandhu vs dost for friend. Funny how they forget Kolkata’s Salt Lake is Laban Hrad not Noon Hrad, and 🇧🇩 reveres Bangabandhu, not Bangadost. Ignorance speaks the loudest.

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People come and go, but their impressions linger. Today, we bid farewell to our wonderful summer interns and project staff. MLab wishes you all the very best. May our paths cross again, soon and often. 💫

People come and go, but their impressions linger.
Today, we bid farewell to our wonderful summer interns and project staff.
MLab wishes you all the very best. May our paths cross again, soon and often. 💫
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Siding with a bully never truly helps. Even if they’re bigger or stronger, it’s wiser—and braver—to stand your ground on principle.

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Dear Delhi Police, 🇮🇳’s national anthem isn’t written in “Bangladeshi National Language.” Nor is Bande Mataram, nor Ekla Chalo Re. Ray didn’t make films, or Bose didn’t speak in foreign tongue. If you hv really called Bengali that, be deeply ashamed, & issue a public apology.

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If the deadly combination of ignorance and confidence had a face! I wish I had 1/10th of such confidence. The language “Bangla” in English is called “Bengali”.

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Spent an amazing day at ACTREC-TMC, attending and evaluating the first-year PhD research seminar. Young minds brimming with energy, curiosity, and hope, and such a wonderful diversity of topics. Felt inspired and deeply fulfilled.

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Tui kothay Jacchis? Tuin koi jaotas? Tuin koi jaichis? Tui kotha jaos? Tuin kun jaichos? Tui koi jaos? Tui kothay jaas? All the so called “Bengali” experts who believes that there is only one Bengali, tell me which sentence is from which part of the world without googling?

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“We can’t even make toast,” they laughed—an actress and a politician couple on TV show. Ah, the struggles of the privileged! When basic life skills like cooking are considered optional, one wonders how deeply they truly understand the “pain of the people”.

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PhD Scholars, if u r applying for a PDF position, plz chk what that lab is working on. Sending an email that the PI’s groundbreaking work on XYZ has inspired u, & ur expertise is aligned with PI’s ABC work, while the PI has not done either XYZ or ABC, won’t help your application

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📢 We are hiring! The Dept. of Bioengineering IISc Bangalore invites applications for Assistant Professor (tenure-track) positions in all areas of bioengineering. Know more & apply: iisc.ac.in/careers/facult…

📢 We are hiring!

The Dept. of Bioengineering <a href="/iiscbangalore/">IISc Bangalore</a> invites applications for Assistant Professor (tenure-track) positions in all areas of bioengineering.

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📢 Careers @ANRF

#ANRFIndia invites applications from eligible candidates for various contractual positions.

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A teacher caught 4 students submitting exactly the same homework — word for word, punctuation and all. When asked to explain, they didn’t deny it. Instead, they told the teacher: “Please submit an affidavit under oath if you have any objections.” 😌💫 #ModernAccountability

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Our group has an opening to host a student for a 6-month paid internship, starting Jan 2026. If you are a 2nd yr Masters or 3rd/4th yr Bachelors student & interested in learning evolution - please apply! Details at: ircc.iitb.ac.in/IRCC-Webpage/I… Last date to apply: 8 Sep.

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In our student days, we sometimes wrote in “examiner-unreadable” format, hoping our mistakes would slip by and we’d get marks on benefit of doubt. But some smart teachers could still see through the scribbles ✍️