“I don’t care about what people think” Also me: So, chat gpt thinks…

Her name was kitty. Made her money whining and daydreaming. - The life of corporate girl

Her name was kitty. Made her money whining and using excel. - The life of corporate girl

Her name was Kitty. Made her money whining and using ChatGPT. - The Life of a Corporate Girl

You ever applying for jobs and then start cleaning your entire house instead?

Every time someone says something I didn’t hear I reply with the biggest “I KNOWWW” even though I don’t know shit.

Me: “Universe rewards effort” “Universe rewards effort” “Universe rewards effort” “Universe rewards effort” Also me: **doesn’t make any effort**

Sometimes I try not to follow the herd and then end up at the wrong exit.

What’s out of stock? Just make more.

I think Lane had the best love story among all characters until the writers decide to spoil her story with what they did.

I may not have rent money, but I will always have cab money.

Shane Hollander

Unemployed me is capable of many things, but mostly eating an extravagant amount of bread and cheese.

I always figure it on my own I just need to make a to-do list first.

A facecard so incredible that she switched to modelling from tech and now she’s a household name in the US

At this point just get the cheesecake babe, nothing matters.

Have you ever tried this one? And it’s just me buying coffee to keep my mental health in check.

If procrastination were a skill, I’d put it on my resume tomorrow.

Watching 2 broke girls is all fun and games until you know you’d have k word yourself than lived in Max’s apartment or used that shower with rusty water 😭

So tired of having to do my skin care while my skin don’t care at all 😩