Once again I'm glad the largest bird on the planet can't fly. Imagine this creatures with a 10ft wingspan? Nobody is safe.

Oloyede used to be one of the best things to happen to unilorin when he was VC. I'm embarrassed he's reduced himself to this. God 😑

This is ground for a class action... Parents should gather and sue you guys. But this is Nigeria.

Yoga at the office... And I fixed a meeting for the same 2pm. 😩

Just to be sure, are you referring to this? x.com/kabiruishaq2/s…

When I found out they're are no landlords in Nigeria. In summary, nobody owns land in Nigeria, the govt owns all the land. This was when I concluded its not worth owning one in Nigeria.

Hojlund is a fvckn waste😩

Nigeria will condition you to the fact that it's difficult to make it 🤣🤣 He said hustle hard 😂

Optics sells...fuck education 👌

"God himself cannot sink this ship"

Sho tún ti to sára ni.

Putting Luke shaw in the final... Wtf was bro thinking 🤣

To think I ordered a jersey just to celebrate the win...

So election is suspended 😂😂🤣 Nigerians deserve Tinubu

Kundus to the bloke that wrote that speech... The guy wanted to voice his intent 🤣 Used Tinubu as his mouthpiece 😂🤣 He knows the MF doesn't think.

If you like don't pull out 🤣

I also do that thing where I pretend they never existed in the first place.

Once you're rich and powerful, Nigeria is the heaven you dream of 😩👌