Two types of Monica (10 minutes apart)

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Living vicariously thru everyone's drunk Friday night snaps. 🙃

Everyone's saying how bad 2017 was but I'm just over here thankful for everything I've done and all the lessons I've learned. 😌

If you're gonna be straight forward and just say you're dtf, be respectful when the person says no. 🤷🏽‍♀️

Momma rollin that body got every man in here wishinnn.

I will never say that I miss card game drinking nights. EVER. AGAIN.

I will also refrain from ever letting myself drink with Emily.

Shannon says "I don't know why my vagina keeps eating my pants, I feed it all the time" 😩😭

Being helpful and not getting shit in return, is very very exhausting. 😪

I REALLY REALLY REALLY want to go see the grinch play. If no one wants to go with me, I'll gladly go myself.

One last tweet for 2017 because my life has been great without knowing all the hoodrat shit all of you have done & none of you knowing every detail about mine the last month. 😌✌🏽

On another note, I only logged on here to see if my Snapchat was the only one not working 😂😭