Austin now serving raw water on tap for those who just can’t seem to fork up the $64/gallon online! #rawwater #atxwaterboil

My first concert ever was Billy Joel and sir Elton John on the first day of 3rd grade. 28ish years later I’m coming to my 2nd EJ show and he’s yet been to one of mine. Sir Elton you are forever on my guest list. Billy has to pay though.

I just started transferring my domains to Cloudflare, the world's first no-markup registrar. #Cloudflare Actively moving all my domains from the big Daddy.

Ok now I'm ready for Jake Paul to announce his fight between him and the Old Already Worn Out Buffering Netflix joke

@TonyDav38471725 just now reading this, but yes I love that documentary and I Ginger Baker is as real as it gets! Thanks!

This weekend #ATX x.com/do512/status/6…

Look out Austin, the #apd motorcycle cops are everywhere today trying to take your Christmas Money! #waronchristmas

Braun Family Thanksgiving 2015 Promo Gary: youtu.be/M84p76JXqS8?a via YouTube

Braun Family Thanksgiving 2015 Promo Micky: youtu.be/NDKWqN5SqkY?a via YouTube

Lil Joe can't ever catch a break! x.com/themotorcars/s…

How did the Eagles sneak in all those real instruments into the #GRAMMYs

Broke the internet today...haha thanks for the help HostBaby! x.com/hostbaby/statu…

Someone brought the band a gift basket and it happened to have a whoopie cushion in it. All of a sudden we are all now 12yrs old...

SXSW Secret Show 2016 lnc.hr/15mBo

Ready for another W!! @RKCelebrityJam x.com/rkcelebrityjam…

Online pre-sales end Sunday at 12:00AM braunbrothersreunion.com/braun-brothers…

May the odds be ever in your favor. #ElectionFinalThoughts

So is Walmart going to pick up Ivanka's clothing line? Nordstrom

Can't wait to be out in the west coast and PNW this summer! And of course Germany as well! Hope… instagram.com/p/BSPN8k2AXW6/

My #NewYearsResolution for 2017 is to stop procrastinating