The driver of the SWR 22:42 train to basingstoke announced the arrival times to all of the stations ahead so all the people in the train that might have drank a pint too many at the pub can set an alarm in case they fall asleep. 😂

Not all heroes wear capes ⏰👏

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🚨EXCITING NEWS🚨

Our NEW CBeebies House presenter, George will be starting soon! ❤️

He loves cooking and dancing, and he can't wait to be your friend.

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Nearly half a million views on this now. 👏👏👏

Egypt showcased an ancient tomb structure belonging to the cemetery complex of King Djoser, a pharaoh who lived more than 4,500 years ago, following extensive restorations of the site. apne.ws/t8RyLPY

High ranking #Friday13th tweet 👏

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So much for everyone joining the Floc 🤷 thedrum.com/news/2021/05/1…

Husband: But why don't you want to go to nursery?!
Child: *sigh* cause they make me work.

I feel your pain, kid

#parenting #terribletwos

Our fantastic #giveaway this month is a bundle of #ecofriendly products from our shelves! Includes #coconut bowls, #allnaturalsoaps & a #reusable #coffee cup. To enter, just FOLLOW us, RT & TAG your friends. UK only. #GiveawayAlert #ContestAlert #prize #COMPETITION #Goodluck

Parenting is simply agreeing as partners that 'we do not negotiate with terrorists' and then walking to the kitchen to get a biscuit to throw at your screaming child. #NailedIt #WednesdayThought

We thought we'd give the #BellPepperSandwich tiktok trend a go. We made ours with creamy Philadelphia Garlic and Herbs, sun-dried tomatoes, avocado, spinach, and olives. Very tasty, but is it worth the hype? You decide! Let us know what you think in the comments below. 👇🏻

Taylor Swift’s words for people with ambitions at the #Brits

“If you are being met with resistance that probably means you’re doing something new...

“If you’re experiencing turbulence or pressure, that probably means you’re rising...

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Been up since 4 am and did that insomniac idiocy of planning an imaginary trip back to the Philippines and now I'm properly depressed. 😩 MY BODY HAS NOT TOUCHED THE WARM TROPICAL SEA IN 2 YEARS HOW AM I Okay.

I miss home. 😔

Feeling like chomping down on a box of Mikado and a hot tea in front of the telly but I need to work like a real adult. 😭 Is it the weekend yet

A single dose of a Covid vaccine can cut transmission of the virus by up to half, according to new research.

Dr Mike Tildesley talks #BBCBreakfast through the findings of a new study by Public Health England.

bbc.in/3aNunVM

Every morning at 6am when my child starts singing 'muuuuummmmmyyyyyy waaaake uuuup' I think to myself if it would be acceptable to keep her in a cot til she's 12 so I can continue to lie in my bed for a bit longer and pretend I can't hear it 😜 #parenting

Why is the hardest part of working out actually getting started?! Tweeting this in my workout gear sat right next to the front door, should've been out for a run an hour ago 😂😭😂

So happy to be back in our playground at Westway Climbing Everyone Active

I have 6 weeks to my Life in the UK test and I am panicking. 😭 Not sure that's enough to learn EVERYTHING about this country from the Stone age but all I can do is try. On the brightside, I am going to be such a good pub quizzer.

I'm Pooh